TOP 10 REASONS TO OWN DOGS
 

10...I love hair in my coffee.
09...Never did like having a full nights sleep
08...Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
07...Thought the furniture looked too nice
06...Love the sounds of barking in the morning,
noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn,etc.
05...Garden and backyard needed renovations, and
didn't want to pay a gardener.
04...Neighbors didn't complain enough.
03...Kids weren't enough of a challenge
02...If you can train & spoil one dog, why not ten
01...Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows

Little Girl asked her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the
block?"
Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What's that mean?"
asked the child.
"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage." Little Girl goes
to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Sandy for a walk around the
block. I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should
ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Sandy over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear with it and said, "Ok, you can
go now, but keep Sandy on the leash and only go one time around the
block."
Little Girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash.
Dad said,
"Where's Sandy?" Little Girl says, "Sandy ran out of gas about
halfway down the block and there's another dog pushing her home."